Young girl to older man: Sir, I don’t think it’s fair to compare Greenpeace to the Nazis. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Nick Teen girl to friend: Oh, I know about the Great Depression! That’s when Hitler’s wife poisoned her kids and then shot herself. She was really depressed. –Colombus Library, 50th & 10th Hipster chick: We’re neutral like Switzerland, except we do more business with the Nazis, or, in this case, your mother. –Forsyth & Houston Teen son to mom: So, how’s Hitler doing? –2 train