Are You Even in This Class?

Professor: ... So metaphorically speaking, that's why the descent into the subway is like going to Hell.
Student: That's ridiculous.
Professor: Really? Why not? It's very hot and sweaty down there, not to mention if you fall onto the tracks or touch the third rail, you're dead.
Student: What's wrong with being dead?

--Borough of Manhattan Community College

Overheard by: vic