So I Lured Him into the Sauna and Locked Him in with a Store Mannequin

Hoochie #1: He was so drunk he just pushed my legs together and started humping them.
Hoochie #2: How did that work? Wasn't it dry?
Hoochie #1: He was sweating so much it acted like lube!

--86th & 3rd

Overheard by: Peter