Like a Tarantula Clinging to a Strawberry

Seventh grader #1: When you get a Brazilian wax they wax in your butt, too!
Seventh grader #2: I don't think I have hair in my butt.
Seventh grader #3: Actually, one time in sixth grade you bent over and I saw it.

--Locker room, Asphalt Green, 90th & York