You Know, All That Makes about As Much Sense As the Trinity
Hardhat #1: Hera. Hardhat #2: Hera? Hardhat #3: Yeah, you know, his wife. Hardhat #2: Well, I know she was Zeus's wife, but who was Chronos's wife? Hardhat #1: I don't know. Hardhat #3: Maybe he didn't have a wife.