I Found the Hole, Looked Inside and Found My Dignity, All Pale and Wrinkled

Coworker #1: Man, last night was a big night. I don't even remember what happened after two. I woke up next to a half-eaten pizza.
Coworker #2: Yeah, I woke up next to a half-inflated blow-up doll. I had to submerge her in water in the morning to find the hole.

--Bar, LES

Headline by: like an albino shame-raisen

Runners-Up:
· "Between Latex and Pepperoni Lies Inebriation. By Calvin Klein" - Dan
· "He Was a Sharp One." - C-in-OH
· "Just Like When I Lost My Virginity, Except This Time I Didn't Kill Her" - Silverfish
· "Pies and Dolls" - Mikkel Hundewadt-Jensen
· "Star Trek Convention: The Morning After" - nicky c.


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