Jew: He died for your sins! Bruce Lee died of a questionable overdose of aspirin for your sins! –Central Park Overheard by: AJ Dude passing street meat cart: Mmm… I want whatever dead animal that is! –53rd & 3rd Blonde WASP on cell: It’s gotten to the point where I can’t even go onto the porch anymore, because the dead bodies are attracting so many flies. –Washington Square Little girl: Daddy, you have to do something interesting before you die! –86th & Broadway Hipster: Until I was 10 I thought my grandmother killed my grandfather with red velvet cake. –Smith & Degraw, Brooklyn Overheard by: Exploding Cake