Five-year-old girl to friend: Listen, Julia, this is probably going to sound really bitchy, but shove it. –FAO Schwartz 40-ish man on cell: I bought this bitch sneakers and Tims, and I ain’t even seen no pussy! –Forest Hills Overheard by: Mary D Old man: That’s when I knew that bitch was the bitch for me. –84th & 1st Overheard by: Mikey Pretentious professor with ponytail: Bitch could convey everything with an ellipsis… –69th & Columbus