Wednesday Wrote the Book on One-Liners

Suit on cell: Well, I'm in Barnes and Noble right now, actually [picks up skin care product]. Well, I was thinking about getting the Bill Clinton book...

--Sephora, Union Square

Dude: Are those people speaking sign language? That would be really cool... Although, there wouldn't be much point in them coming to a bookstore, unless they're in the braille section...

--Barnes & Noble

NYU girl on cell: Ugh! He keeps giving me all these books to read, and I feel like my mind is like, 'Okay, I get it. You're gay and that's fine...' But my body's like, 'I don't get it -- you want me to sit on this book so you can fuck me?'

--Washington Square

Lady on cell: Is that why you mad at me? Because you can't read? Damn!

--34th & Broadway

Overheard by: sj