Teen: There’s a world war in my pants, and everyone’s invited! –Ft. Greene Pl Overheard by: Liz Mini thug to girls: Damn, bitches, slow down! You know a nigga can’t walk in these pants. –Queens Hot chick: I’m just so sick of putting on pants. –E train, WTC Overheard by: inothernews Cougar: She pulled down his pants and there it was, like a machine gun! Just hangin’ there. Rat-a-tat-tat. It was that big. –Blue & Gold, East Village Overheard by: Evan Man with hands down pants: I’m sorry… My penis is too long for these pants. –62nd & Columbus Overheard by: Caissie