Lady suit: Trevor is one of those ‘close talkers.’ He’s got to respect my personal space because his breath always smells like pussy.

–C train, 14th St

Overheard by: I am safe in my space.

Chubby girl: Oh, shit, yo! My pussy came out! My pussy came out!

–Coney Island Beach

Thrilled girl: Remember when you had a funeral for my vagina on the subway?

–51st & Broadway

Overheard by: not mourning that one

26-year-old girl: My mother has the vagina of a 25-year-old!

–18th & 10th

Stripper to man: I just had a foot up my pussy, so I’m allowed to be mean.

–21st & 5th

Overheard by: ryan

Chick: Vaginas do not have taste buds.

–Times Square

Overheard by: Megan