Queer: There are a lot of young kids out there learning how to spell ‘glamorous,’ and that makes me real happy.

–Canal Jeans Co

Queer to tourist: You’re from Minnesota? My ex’s father was a senator from Minnesota. I went there once to meet him… I forget his name, but what we did was very taboo.

–Prince St

Queer to another: Don’t nudge me, you lesbian.

–Line for he Cyclone, Coney Island

Queer to boyfriend: You remind me of this autistic kid I worked with once.

–Park Ave

Overheard by: Katey

Queer on cell, perusing baked goods: I want a muffin. Do you want a muffin? This whole courtroom wants a muffin!

–Food Emporium

Overheard by: admittedly amused