He's Only Ever Seen Them at Whole Foods

10-year-old #1: Man, if I was a duck, I would be like Darkwing duck, except I would have a jet pack so I could fly.
10-year-old #2: Dude, ducks can fly.
10-year-old #1: No they can't, man. That's why I would have a jet pack. Vrooom!

--Battery Park