I Felt the Same Way about Sushi in El Paso

Southern tourist chick: I thought this city was supposed to be diverse. I haven't seen the first Mexican or Mexican restaurant yet.
Southern tourist guy: I think it's a different kind of diverse up here, honey.
Southern tourist chick: Well, all I know is that I want Mexican and there ain't no place to get it.

--59th & 5th

Overheard by: Jonathan