Which Was Exactly Why I Came Here

Suit #1: So, I was at lunch, and I went to Subway to get a sandwich...
Suit #2: Uh-huh...
Suit #1: And I ran into this other guy from work as I was walking out, and he says, 'Oh my god, I had no idea you were the kind of guy who would eat at Subway!'

--The North East Kingdom, Bushwick, Brooklyn