Snotty woman: Excuse me, your friend is throwing up. You need to do something about it.
Drunk girl: I didn’t throw up, I fucking spit.
Friend: Shhh… Just ignore her.
Drunk girl: No, she’s a bitch. I didn’t do anything. I want to spit on her.
Friend: No! Let’s go find another place to stand. [Drunk girl turns and spits on woman as she’s leaving.] I can’t believe you just did that! Walk faster before you get arrested! –5th Ave