Just shut up and keep selling that crack

Little girl: Mommy, can we steal these?
Mother: Not today.

--N train

Overheard by: Shannon

Headline by: chris s.

Runners-Up:
· "Daddy and Timmy Take Mondays" - torqued
· "Monday's Child Is Fair Of Face, Tuesday's Child Robs the Place" - h
· "Remember, Rape First, Then Pillage." - Kristen
· "Today, Mommy's Going to Teach You How to Turn Tricks!" - jane
· "We're Just Casing The Joint Today, Sweetie" - Paul K.
· "When Winona Learned Not to Ask" - Tory
· "Would You Pay Attention to the Calendar I Gave You?" - sr86


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