Like my sister.

Man: I am concerned about breeding.
Friend: Breeding?!
Man: Yeah, you know -- Jews are pretty inbred. I'm probably going to have kids with three fingers or something. I should have married someone into running -- big and athletic.

--Central Park Reservoir

Headline by: Brooklyn Twang

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· "You Know, Someone Who Could Win a "Master Race"" - Mike T


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