Girl to friend: … And it was like, ‘Bam! I have a penis, too, man.’ –W 4th & 6th Crazy guy: The revolution is in my pussy! The revolution is in my vagina! –Washington Square Park Prep school gangsta leaving train: Yo, man, grab his tits! Yeah! –C train Overheard by: Annearchist Guy yelling into cell: I’m an intelligent woman! So I think… –59th St, Columbus Circle NYU chick: If I was a hermaphrodite, then I would totally understand what they were talking about. –Shade, W 3rd & Sullivan