Woman, about guy in giant pirate hat: Maybe he works in a seafood restaurant… It’s that or his mom didn’t love him enough. –Ditmars stop, N train Overheard by: fan of the hat Woman to friend: I don’t deserve to have ACS called on me! I’m a good mom! Sort of. –Astoria Park Track, Astoria Overheard by: Bridgettttttt Loud man on cell: Can you hear me? Your mother! Can you hear me now? No? Your mother! –83rd & Amsterdam Overheard by: Loud and Clear Large black lady running down crowded street: My mama didn’t raise me right! –Brooklyn Overheard by: anna