Old lady hoochie with buck teeth, on cell: I have no fucking idea what I did between August and yesterday… –183rd & Ft. Washington Ave Overheard by: Anna Wolinsky Old man: Sex has changed since I last had it. –14th & 7th Irritated old fart: If we end up on Eighth Avenue, it’ll be a tragedy! –C train, Columbus Circle Overheard by: Emily B. Old man: What do they smoke up here? –116th & Broadway