And Not the Mainstream Kind, Either

Teen step-daughter, looking at skater shoes: I love these shoes! If I saw a guy wearing these shoes, I'd be totally into him.
Suit: Yeah, but not for a 34-year-old.
Teen step-daughter: I know lots of 34-year-olds that would wear these.
Suit: Yeah, they work at the movie theater.

--Vintage clothing store

Overheard by: Sean B