Dude, Some of Its Sections Have Sections

Tourist #1: Why is New York called 'The Village'?
Tourist #2: Huh? Oh, no. Greenwich Village. It's a section of New York.
Tourist #1: Why does it need sections?
Tourist #2: 'Cause it's huge. It's like the size of Chicago or something.

--13th & 4th

Overheard by: Couldn't help but laugh