There Are a Lot of Job Openings in the Masturbatory Arts

Friend's mom: So, Michelle said you just graduated. What is your degree in, Jessica?
Recent grad: I did! My major was Psychology, but I have a minor in Sex. Well, they call it 'Sexual Studies.'
Friend's mom: That's great. Do you plan on teaching with it or...?
Recent grad: I could teach sex-ed, but I want to do something hands-on.

--Starbucks, Union Square

Overheard by: Melissa H.