Guy: Man, I don’t have any money… I wish I was a prostitute. –Jackson Heights Overheard by: Kay Man on cell: She ain’t gettin’ it. I’ll tell you what we’re going to do — we’re going to fire all the women. The one time a month we need ’em, we’ll hire hookers. –Washington Square Park Man on cell: Don’t call her a prostitute! That’s my mom you’re talking about. You lived with her — was she a prostitute then? No, she was not! –92nd & 1st Overheard by: Jessie’s Girl Suit: So have you considered prostitution? I’m not saying you should do it, but have you thought about it? –N train Hipster: She was movie hooker! You hardly ever see a movie hooker in real life! –Central Park Overheard by: wondering what they were talking about JAP on cell: Fulton Street is big! Not as big as your appetite for hookers, but big enough! –Broadway & Nassau Overheard by: nbtd Guy to friends at table: My dad owns a crackwhore house, and he wonders why his electric bills are so high! –Whole Foods, Union Square Overheard by: Genna and Elaina