Homer Simpson Loves His Spider-Wednesday One-Liners

Girl: I was afraid I was going to say something like, 'I named my fetal pig after you!'

--40th & 8th

Man: Sent him a picture -- it wasn't him. When he got there, it was a fat little pig...

--43rd & 9th

Overheard by: cjs

UWS mom to baby in stroller: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went home, this little piggy had tofu, this little piggy had none... And this little piggy went, 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home.

--1 train, 79th St

Overheard by: PJ

Woman: Pigs are much happier in Europe. I know.

--Court St., Cobble Hill

Overheard by: Katie Bunny