Fire Claims Lives of Hundreds of Potter Freaks; Arson Suspected

Frat boys shouting: Voldemort! Voldemort!
Gryffindor girl to friend: If that fucking Slytherin reads the last page aloud to me, I swear I'm going to shove this fucking wand up his nose!

--Harry Potter Midnight Madness Party, Barnes & Noble

Overheard by: Pat Miller