I've Gotta Stop Dropping My Stuff

Dude on cell, leaning against door: Yeah, and then she texted me, 'I'm pregnant, you're the father,' and I stopped in the middle of the street and screamed, 'Fuck!'
NYU student pushing open door: Excuse me.
Dude, dropping cell: Fuck!

--NYU Library

Overheard by: Ms. Manners