I Need to Trade Up While I Still Have the Downpayment

Chick: My boyfriend told me that we shouldn't keep our bank accounts together anymore. That way, when he bought the ring it would come out of his money, not our money.
Coworker: Awww, that's sweet! What did you say?
Chick: I said that was a good idea... Which it is, because we'll have to do it eventually when we break up. There is no way I'm gonna marry him.

--Vesey & West Side Hwy

Overheard by: On the periphery