Chick on cell: The problem is there aren’t that many eligible bachelors who are dying. –Queens Blvd, Forest Hills Overheard by: Janet Asian girl: Its okay for you to be shallow now, but if you’re 30 and unmarried, you should look into personality… Or income. –3rd St & Ave A Bimbette to guy friend: Do a handstand contest with her and you definitely have a date. –LIRR Overheard by: yogi Girl on cell: Nooo, I didn’t mean that you were dating yourself in a bad way! –DSW, 14th St Overheard by: lish