Black guy to redhead: If I had red hair, I think that it would make me violent! –5th Ave, Park Slope B&T broad on cell: Well, I have to get my hair done if we’re going to the beach! –LIRR Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy JAP: He asked me to rub his chest hair. I was like, ‘Can I braid your chest hair, put little beads on it and make it shimmy so I can pretend I’m on vacation?’ –6 train Girl to friend: I’d never want to be homeless, ’cause my hair would get greasy and that’d be way too uncomfortable. –Washington Square Park Barber cutting hippie’s hair: Well, there goes the revolution. –Astor Barber Shop