Man on cell: I didn’t have time to talk to her, but I had enough time to show her my balls. –LIRR Overheard by: Meagan Chen Chick: Dude, that sucks balls. Wait, no, that sucks placentas. –72nd & 5th Frat boy yelling from taxi: Show us your balls! –West Village Little boy slamming G.I. Joe onto sidewalk: Kiss my ball sack, bitch! –3rd Ave Overheard by: AdHoculi Chick: So, really, what does happen when you put ice on a guy’s balls? –18th & Park Banker: I want to get some coffee to dip my balls in. Then I’ll let you drink it. That’s how much I like you. I’d let you drink my ball coffee. –21st floor, Wall St firm