"You're Not 40 Anymore!" She'll Scream

Cashier: In 20 minutes I can go home... Go home and play some video games.
Middle-aged lady customer: Yay!
Cashier: Either that or drink.
Middle-aged lady customer: Why not both?
Cashier: Well, then my mom will yell at me in the morning.

--Douglaston Waldbaum's, Queens

Overheard by: Teen Girl #1