Unless They Come with Little Hookahs

Thug #1, flailing as piece of straw wrapper lands on him from above: What the fuck was that shit?!
Thug #2: Shit! That fucking looked like a catapilla, man!
Thug #1, shouting at balcony above: Don't you fucking throw yo' catapillas at me! Damn!

--40th & 7th

Overheard by: Vicksburg