More Like Fisting Them, Really

Latina: You like to dance?
Preppy guy: Yeah.
Latina: The girls here are really easy. I can introduce you to some that will let you touch their pussies.
Preppy guy: Ummm. I'm engaged.
Latina: That's okay. My husband's over there dancing with them right now.

--Eldridge St

Overheard by: David