Huh. Still Smells Like Oysters.

Girl #1: So, now I'm going to need a new roommate, I think.
Girl #2: Wait... Let me get this straight -- you walk in, she's on the bed, nude, rolling around on a bunch of pearls?
Girl #1: Yeah. Our jewelry had just arrived from ShangBy, and I guess she got excited... Want a pearl necklace?

--58th & 5th