Who's Jealous of Our Ability to Stop at One

Woman passerby: Come on, you fucking tourists! Get a life! It's only a fucking cupcake!
Girl in line, mockingly: Oh my god, you're making such an important social statement!
Old lady in line: Seriously, it's not our fault she's a fat bitch.

--Magnolia Bakery, Bleecker St

Overheard by: KO