Arthur Never Learned Not to Talk to Strangers

Bag lady: You look like you got a shitty job!
Suit: Do you even have a job?
Bag lady: Oh, yeah, I do all kinds of jobs. Hand jobs, blowjobs, foot jobs...
Suit: That's not what I meant--
Bag lady: --Tit jobs...

--6 train

Overheard by: Digeridude