12-year-old to friend: Pull on my nipples and scream! –42nd & 5th, Brooklyn Overheard by: Roger Mortis Lady to male friend: So, I am unsure how you came to the conclusion that members of a particular race have awesome nipples. –Bowery & 4th Overheard by: beantowner Dude: She was beautiful, but her nipples were like a car accident! –Last Exit Bar, Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: D Police dispatch: Mister Nipple is at it again, Midtown. –Chinatown