Wednesday One-Liners Do Dallas

Chick on cell: Oh my god, I cried so much... Yeah, I'm going to go home and watch it again. Then I'm going to write ocean porn with my friend. When are you getting home?

--Penn Station

Overheard by: Bernard

Hipster: To sunshine, rainbows and gay porn!

--Sheep's Meadow, Central Park

Dude to chick: ... So she put the CD in the computer, and as Windows Media Player starts popping up, I remember I had been jerking it to lesbian porn about a half hour before that...

--Canal & Broadway

Overheard by: P. Mills

Hipster chick on cell: ... In Barnes and Noble's. Yeah, we'll be here for a while. I'm reading porn in the Science Fiction section... Yes, the Science Fiction section! So?

--Barnes & Noble, Astor Pl

Drunk guy: Yeah, so all these straight women are totally into this gay Japanese porn. You know, uh, what's it called? Yahweh?

--Ceol Irish Pub, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Rose Fox