Chick on cell: Oh my god, I cried so much… Yeah, I’m going to go home and watch it again. Then I’m going to write ocean porn with my friend. When are you getting home? –Penn Station Overheard by: Bernard Hipster: To sunshine, rainbows and gay porn! –Sheep’s Meadow, Central Park Dude to chick: … So she put the CD in the computer, and as Windows Media Player starts popping up, I remember I had been jerking it to lesbian porn about a half hour before that… –Canal & Broadway Overheard by: P. Mills Hipster chick on cell: … In Barnes and Noble’s. Yeah, we’ll be here for a while. I’m reading porn in the Science Fiction section… Yes, the Science Fiction section! So? –Barnes & Noble, Astor Pl Drunk guy: Yeah, so all these straight women are totally into this gay Japanese porn. You know, uh, what’s it called? Yahweh? –Ceol Irish Pub, Brooklyn Overheard by: Rose Fox