Chick on cell: Oh my god, I cried so much… Yeah, I’m going to go home and watch it again. Then I’m going to write ocean porn with my friend. When are you getting home?

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Bernard

Hipster: To sunshine, rainbows and gay porn!

–Sheep’s Meadow, Central Park

Dude to chick: … So she put the CD in the computer, and as Windows Media Player starts popping up, I remember I had been jerking it to lesbian porn about a half hour before that…

–Canal & Broadway

Overheard by: P. Mills

Hipster chick on cell: … In Barnes and Noble’s. Yeah, we’ll be here for a while. I’m reading porn in the Science Fiction section… Yes, the Science Fiction section! So?

–Barnes & Noble, Astor Pl

Drunk guy: Yeah, so all these straight women are totally into this gay Japanese porn. You know, uh, what’s it called? Yahweh?

–Ceol Irish Pub, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Rose Fox