Woman smoking outside bar: That’s what I love about City College – we’re all geniuses at City College! –238th St, Riverdale, Bronx Blonde: His MySpace’s ‘Who I want to meet’ says ‘Albert Einstein with big boobs.’ Does that mean he thinks I’m smart? –Astoria Guy on cell: Can I speak with someone smarter than you? I’m pretty sure that there’s someone smarter than you. –Q101 bus on Steinway Overheard by: Gregorio Man talking to himself: There are geniuses, and there are penises… –F train Overheard by: Stella Professor: Well, it’s obvious that non-human animals are very smart – especially the smarter ones. –Columbia University