Girl on cell: I’m getting on the train now, so I’ll be there soon. Just wait for me on the corner and smoke something. –Times Square Overheard by: Devon Smoker chick: I lose lighters like I lose men. –Central Park Overheard by: RENThead Nerd: I don’t even like smoking. I just like feeling like an arrogant jerk. –LIRR to Penn Station Overheard by: Heather Baharestani Man to friends: I mean, I don’t know about him. He doesn’t play sports, he doesn’t drink, smoke or do drugs… What kind of a life is that? –Manhattan-bound M train Overheard by: amazed Hipster: The Statue of Liberty would be so much cooler if she had a cigarette. –D train Overheard by: dianora