Guy shopping for condiments: A Rachael Ray olive oil? Really? Have we gone too far? –Amish market, Park Pl Overheard by: pri Blonde to brunette: You don’t understand… I was the Paris Hilton of Seattle… –Bedford Ave Overheard by: griffin Bimbette bragging to server: Yeah, I’m like the Lindsay Lohan of New Jersey! –Brooklyn Diner, Times Square Office worker: I would bury Jennifer in a ditch somewhere for Jessica Biel. –Staten Island Mom to eight-year-old son: … And that’s why the gays are mad at John Travolta — because he’s a Scientologist. –Court St & Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: Tim Disappointed lady to hubby: Well, I didn’t see any celebrities in there! –Outside Olive Garden, Times Square