Guy shopping for condiments: A Rachael Ray olive oil? Really? Have we gone too far?

–Amish market, Park Pl

Overheard by: pri

Blonde to brunette: You don’t understand… I was the Paris Hilton of Seattle…

–Bedford Ave

Overheard by: griffin

Bimbette bragging to server: Yeah, I’m like the Lindsay Lohan of New Jersey!

–Brooklyn Diner, Times Square

Office worker: I would bury Jennifer in a ditch somewhere for Jessica Biel.

–Staten Island

Mom to eight-year-old son: … And that’s why the gays are mad at John Travolta — because he’s a Scientologist.

–Court St & Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Tim

Disappointed lady to hubby: Well, I didn’t see any celebrities in there!

–Outside Olive Garden, Times Square