Mini yuppie: No way. I’d put the knife down and walk away. You never run. –9th St, Park Slope Overheard by: Russ Wall Old man tourist: He’s drawin’ a sword outta her, an’ she’s havin’ a sexual fantasy. –New Greco-Roman galleries, the Met Overheard by: Harriet Vane Yuppie to two girls: Yeah, but it’s more personal if you stab them with a knife. –Prospect Park West, Park Slope Overheard by: diane Kid to father: I’m sick of swords! My head is full of swords! –Arms and Weapons wing, the Met Overheard by: e.Beth Girl struggling with knot: Do you have anything sharp? Like a sword? Wait a minute, I have a sword! [She pulls out a sword.] –51st & 5th Dad to rambunctious young sons: No! We are not getting swords out! –Times Square Overheard by: Tempo