Chick: It was right after I said Greg broke up with him ’cause he didn’t know where Darfur was. –8th & Broadway Woman over loudspeaker: You don’t even miss me! You don’t even have the decency to miss me! –Whitehall St station Overheard by: G Hysterical girl in stall on cell: Why the fuck did she post ‘Thanks again for that chicken parmigiana X-X-O-O’ on your MySpace page?! What the fuck does that mean?! X-X-O-O?! And why did you buy her chicken parmigiana?! We just broke up three days ago and you’re buying some other bitch chicken parmigianaaa?! Do you want to be with me or not?! –Ladies’ room, Bar Black chick on cell: Okay, fine, we can break up! But dammit, I need fucking directions! –Atlantic & Flatbush Overheard by: Mike N