Teacher: No butt-fuck guys, no butt-fuck. –Hunter College High Overheard by: citysnidget Hot chick: … And so I was thinking, You’re thinking about my brother while you’re fucking my ass? No response necessary. –32nd & Broadway Cuban guy to Russian girl: All Russian girls I’ve ever met love anal sex. No, seriously, they are all into that shit — and pomegranate. –1st Ave Overheard by: Asmar Jock: … And he was sodomizing a jaguar. –81st & Amsterdam Overheard by: impossible