Actually, I'm Not. I'm Tired of Pretending

Girl #1: ... So then she told me that I should get her socks. Do you really think that Jane* would want socks for Christmas?!
Girl #2: Socks are like the gift that people give when they hate you. Socks and soap!
Girl #3: Um, yeah... [Girls #1 and #3 look at each other.]
Girl #2: Oh, shit! I gave you socks for your birthday... Sorry about that.

--50th & Lex