Tourists: What the Fuck?!

Old lady with heavy accent, pointing to closed store: What's that?
Young lady: I'm not sure.
Old lady: Is that a pahwn shop?
Young lady, startled: No, that looks like a pawn shop...
Old lady: That's what I said -- a pahwn shop.
Young lady, relieved: Ohhh, I thought you said 'porn shop'!
Old lady: No, I said 'pahwn,' not 'pahwn.'
Young lady: Oh, you say them exactly the same!
Old lady: I do?
Young lady: Yeah! Say 'aw.'
Old lady: Ahw.
Young lady: Now say 'or.'
Old lady: Ahw.
Young lady: No, it's orrr. With an R.
Old lady: That's what I said -- 'ahw.'

--M20 bus, near 34th & 8th

Overheard by: trying not to laugh too hard