Translation: I Tire of This Topic

Guido #1: I'm telekinetic. So are you. We all are!
Guido #2: What are you talking about?
Guido #1: Think about it! Look, I'm lifting my arm. What's moving my arm?
Guido #2: Kinetic impulses to your muscles... Your brain.
Guido #1: Ah, but what's telling my brain to lift my arm?
Guido #2: Your mother.

--7 train

Overheard by: Hipster #3